When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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