I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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