I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
