it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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