saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she smelled like a LAN party
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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