in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Bring me that man meat
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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