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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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