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go home
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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