Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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