Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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