come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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