David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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