remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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