This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Holy sore nipples Batman
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Randomize
