i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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