How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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