Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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