we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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