I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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