She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
