Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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