i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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