Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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