I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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