Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I think people are normalizing furries
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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