Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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