so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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