in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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