To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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