i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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