I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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