Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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