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There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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