think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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