Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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