When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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