i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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