i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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