Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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