I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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