Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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