At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
