You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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