You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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