Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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