I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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