Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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