We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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