she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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He felt like a one man threesome
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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