You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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