i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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