is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Less talking, more tequila
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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