There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We have started to decorate penises.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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