I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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