how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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