The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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