What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
it was like eating out sand paper
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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