She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm always down for nudity.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
