After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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