North Korea, Best Korea!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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